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Description

Grand Theft Horse - Win the Kingdom or Tear it Down
Complete insane quests, kill heroes, steal horses, fight guards, rob peasants, and become the ultimate medieval thug in this old school, open world action game full of pop culture references!
Classic GTA-gameplay gets a medieval makeover. The Great Tournament is offering the hand of the princess as a prize. Go from local brigand to champion. Or don’t. Guy (that’s you) and his friend (conveniently named Buddy) are out to win the prize with holy hand grenades, pimped out horses, and their own personal minstrels in tow. It’s madness and mayhem with true comedic flair.

Features
  • Grand Theft Horse: Wreak havoc in a medieval world inspired by classic GTA gameplay. Use swords, spears, turds – whatever will get the job done!
  • Wear the Crown: As a poor peasant, you’ll need to get creative in order to win the Great Tournament. Form weird alliances, double cross your foes, and dig up dinosaur skeletons (because, why not?).
  • A Medieval Sandbox: How you progress is up to you. Spend your time completing quests, wreaking havoc and having a laugh at the expense of others!
  • A Lot of Horsin’ Around: Shoot cows into the sky, drag your neighbors through the mud, toss some holy hand grenades, or draw fancy pictures in the field with a plow.
  • Minstrelsy of Power: Hire a musical companion to play the tunes you like and add a powerful soundtrack to your adventures.
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PEGI 18+

PEGI 18+

PEGI 18+: The level of violence can become gross and can include horrific methods of bringing severe injury or death including torture, decapitation or dismemberment. Violence against vulnerable characters such as children and the elderly may feature, along with motiveless violence against multiple innocents.

Sexual violence and threat are also classified at PEGI 18 and sexual activity with visible genital organs can be shown. The game may include detailed descriptions of criminal techniques, or it may glamorise the use of illegal drugs.

This game is rated by Games rating authority and PEGI

The Chelsea Gamer and the Video Standards Council

XMAS 25 DELIVERY

🎄 Christmas Delivery Information

To help manage expectations during the busy festive period, we’re taking a cautious approach to Christmas delivery dates due to ongoing delays within the UK mail network.

UK delivery guidance:

Lite Shipping – This service may arrive after Christmas due to current network pressures.

Standard Shipping – Please place your order by midday Thursday 18th December.

Express Shipping – Please place your order by midday Friday 19th December.

These dates are provided as best guidance only and are not guaranteed, as delivery times remain subject to carrier performance once parcels leave our warehouse.

If you’re ordering for Christmas and need added reassurance, we recommend selecting Express Shipping where available.