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Description

The Procession to Calvary is a Pythonesque adventure game in which you journey through a richly detailed landscape built from hundreds of Renaissance paintings.

Huzzah! The holy war is over! Your oppressors have been vanquished, the churches of the Old God lay in ruin and thousands of innocent people have been murdered! But it’s not all good news; the tyrant Heavenly Peter has escaped your clutches, and you have been tasked with finding him…

Key Features

Pointing and Clicking: A traditional point and click interface, with a ‘verb coin’ interaction
menu and a simple inventory from which you can access your preciously hoarded items

Renaissance Artwork: Paintings by Rembrandt, Botticelli, Michelangelo and many more are brought together into one consistent world

Classical Music: A soundtrack selected to fit with the style of the artwork. Enjoy music from composers such as Vivaldi, Bach, and George Frideric Handel

Optional Murder: Kill anyone who stands in your way and skip puzzles you don’t like. But be warned; your actions might come back to haunt you…

Nonsense: Humour reminiscent of Monty Python. But rest assured, while some of the jokes
may be ridiculous, the puzzles make perfect sense!

PEGI 16+

PEGI 16+

PEGI 16+: The game may feature realistic violence to human characters including death and injury and can often include blood and bodies that remain after they are dead. The worst forms of bad language can be heard including sexual expletives.

Sexual activity can be shown but it must not include visible genitals. Depictions of erotic nudity may feature. The use of tobacco and alcohol may be encouraged, and the game can feature the use of illegal drugs. The game could glamorise crime.

This game is rated by Games rating authority and PEGI

The Chelsea Gamer and the Video Standards Council

XMAS 25 DELIVERY

🎄 Christmas Delivery Information

To help manage expectations during the busy festive period, we’re taking a cautious approach to Christmas delivery dates due to ongoing delays within the UK mail network.

UK delivery guidance:

Lite Shipping – This service may arrive after Christmas due to current network pressures.

Standard Shipping – Please place your order by midday Thursday 18th December.

Express Shipping – Please place your order by midday Friday 19th December.

These dates are provided as best guidance only and are not guaranteed, as delivery times remain subject to carrier performance once parcels leave our warehouse.

If you’re ordering for Christmas and need added reassurance, we recommend selecting Express Shipping where available.